There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream,
cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages
“Smile you make and hello say to wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it
find will you.”
Confused !!! read it backwards.
Face of Man after Engagement – Superman.
Face of Man after Marriage – Gentlerman.
Face of Man after 10 Years of Marriage – Watchman.
Face of Man after 20 Years of Marriage – Doberman!!
Wife: If I die what will you DO?
Husband: I may also DIE.
Husband: Sometimes too much of HAPPINESS can also KILL.